OMG RITE INIT I WERE WALKING IN DA STREET MAN ND I FELL ON SOME **** THEN SAW SOME CHAV SITTIN ON THE FLOOR I WAS SO AMAZED WHAT THERE THINGS LOOK LIKE AS I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE EV IN MA HOLE LIFE M8 INIT BLUD! THEN I SED TO DIS MAN RITE IS YOU A CHAV INIT ND HE GOES YER I IS A CHAV NOW **** OFF WANKER AT THIS POINT MAN ISIT I WAS SO INSULTED IN MY HEAD I WERE LIKE BOVVERED I IS NOT BOVVERED ISIT INIT I WAS LIKE SO BADLY FUMIN MAN INIT SO THE POO I FELL ON I THREW AT HIM, JUST THOUGH I WOULD LET YOU KNOW AS THIS WAS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE I ACTUALLY SAW ONE OF THERE THINGS INIT MAN!!
2006-11-11 02:43:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Yes, England and America are two countries divided by a common language. I live in the middle of America
So OK here is my best attempt to translate the above into something like standard American English.
Our narrator was walking and he stepped in/tripped over some excrement (i hope dog) (Don"t you have laws over there requiring people to pick up after dogs?) Some "Chavs" were observing. A "Chav" is a person with very poor manners and social skills who speaks an unfortunate style of English and is kind of hard to understand. If you do have laws requiring people to pick up after their dogs, he would ignore such laws. And many others. The "Chivas" laughed at the narrator and his unfortunate spill.
The narrator had never seen a "Chav" in real life so he asked the observers if they were "Chavs" and they confirmed this. They also said that if he was going to sit around in dog waste, he would become a "Chav" too.
Our narrator threw the dog leavings at the "Chavs" and reported the story. He was very happy to finally see "Chavs" in the flesh.
How'd I do?
2006-11-11 03:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Y dint ya like whip im wiv is argos soverign neklace, blud?
LOL, u seem 2 av upset sum yanks wiv ur 'socially retarded language'. Maybe, they shud **** off back to yahoo answers U.S.init? (and if you are not american, you have even less excuse for not comprehending that this is a joke)
2006-11-11 11:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by Katya-Zelen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sooooo whats your question? If you don't mind could you possibly speak english. I am amazed at what schools are teaching kids these days. It sure isn't how to speak.
ssplat ty for translating that for me. I was worried that I had lost touch with the english language.
2006-11-11 10:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by miamac49616 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I say good on ya for getting poo on the chavs then. Carry on.
2006-11-11 10:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh **** - wickid innit me breadbin xx
2006-11-11 10:47:59 · answer #5 · answered by starlet108 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
who said that the class war was over?
2006-11-11 11:59:28 · answer #6 · answered by silondan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg never runderstood a word you said innit lol.
2006-11-11 10:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by helen34 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! And they say that they are trying to improve the standard of education in our country ! Hmmmm??!!
2006-11-11 10:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG YOR SO RITE BLUD. THAT IS JUST SICK MATE. PROPER BO
2006-11-11 10:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by Chloe C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One does not understand.
2006-11-11 10:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋