About two years ago, I was shopping with my sister at this huge store. I decided I wanted to buy these sunglasses, and my sister was buying them for me. There were about six people inbetween us by the check-out. I asked them if they would mind me going up and standing by my mum. Since my sister is only two years my senior, we got some pretty funny looks, even though I look young for my age. My sister nearly died laughing once we were outside, but hey they still let me infront!
2006-11-11 01:43:03 · 8 answers · asked by Steph :-) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The first time getting drunk as a teen.I came home pass curfew so i knew i was in trouble anyway.I walked through the door and tripped n fell over.As I look up there's my mom looking really mad so i said oopps I just fell over the shoes well she looks and turns to me and says barbie there aren't any shoes.lol she new then i was drunk.I got sent to my room and my brother comes in n asked what i drank i told him i only had 1 drink of wisky and 1 bottle of beer.The next day I told the truth even though it was 1 wisky it was o whole full to the rim glass of wisky chased with a full beer.More then a micky was in that glass.
As a kid i told my mom i walked into the wall n split my head open so my brother wouldn't get in trouble for body slamming me.From then on my mom thought i was a real clutz.
2006-11-11 02:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by too4barbie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just a few weeks ago I told my younger cousin not to go near a area of the Field because something was in the weeds. He's 23. I told him to wait until the others got here. I looked out the door and he was looking in that area and poking at it. I yelled his name fearing he would get hurt. He looked up right at me!!!
When he came in the House I said why are you doing that your going to get hurt and he looked right in my eyes and told me that wasn't him after I saw him and know it was.....
2006-11-11 19:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When standing chest to chest with a stranger on a crowded tube train at rush hour, a friend thought it was funny to ask me "What did the doctor say about that funny rash you have?" and I answered "He said it's really contagious." You should have seen all those people trying to move away from me in the crowded carriage!
2006-11-11 09:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
haha thats pretty good!
well this happened to my cousin. she pretended to have an asthma attack to quit running her schools cross country. she stopped after a few minutes with all this exaggerated gasping and clutching her chest...hahahaha the teachers panicked and she was obviously excused.
she doesn't even have asthma to begin with! they didn't even question her as to why she didn't carry her puffer around with her. nothing sus...
2006-11-11 09:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by natalia 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
:)) Your story was very funny. I enjoyed it.
I just told it!
2006-11-11 10:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ormoz 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I like to give wrong directions to idiots when they ask for them!! LMAO Try it sometime!!
2006-11-11 09:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by THE Jester 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
That's not funny. No lie can make me crack up. Lies shouldn't make anyone laugh.
2006-11-11 09:49:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
i used my pregnancy to get what i want and i get away with
2006-11-11 09:48:53 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋