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Everyone make up as many reasons why cursing is a sign of intelligence. It can be random, hysterical, weird, whatever, as long as it relates to cursing showing intelligence. I already have:

- our brains have such large vocabularies that the only words that come to the mind most frequently are the bad ones
- summarizes long, tedious detail into a short sentence.

hahaha. I'm writing a 2 minute speech on this and it has to be creative, to the point, and extremely hilarious.

2006-11-10 16:32:22 · 4 answers · asked by E 2 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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Picasso studied all the classical forms of art, and was as accomplished at them as any Master. But his true genius was in pushing the envelope of art and taking the medium to new places. Likewise, those who curse have studied and mastered all the classical forms of rhetoric and eloquence, but are merely pushing the envelop to help the language reach new heights.

2006-11-10 17:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0 0

Since an intelligent mind is more likely to be filled to capacity with information, reformatting the mental hard drive will retain only the highest quality data--and discard the lowest. Cuss words are discharged via the mouth during this routine system maintenance.

So if I say sh*t and f*ck, I'm just a smart person defragging my brain.

Really.

2006-11-11 00:42:23 · answer #2 · answered by Cluny Brown 4 · 1 0

Cursing shows creativity and is actually an art form and when done correctly is actually very prosaic, very poignant and in many cases waxes poetic. Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy were the best at this and we paid millions to hear them orate.

2006-11-11 00:43:12 · answer #3 · answered by Agnon L 5 · 0 0

Hmmm - like saying...... I use cursing because I am so intelligent that you would not be able to keep up with my vocabulary?

or...... I know it's the only way to help the plebian majority understand my point - by putting into their terms.

2006-11-11 00:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by bc_is_the_place_to_be 4 · 0 0

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