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2006-11-10 16:20:55 · 6 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Marriage - Part I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ........ whether you're here or not."
(DAMM SHE'S GOOD!)
2006-11-10 16:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by alabama d 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My dog was rolling around at the top of the stairs and ended up rolling all the way down the 13 stairs. It was only funny because he was ok after just a little shaken up.
2006-11-10 16:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by mary lynn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok this is true...i was in walmart one time, and i'm standing in the shampoo/hair aisle, and realize that a child in the next aisle is screaming at the top of his bloody lungs about some toy he wants...i mean it was insane how loud this child was screaming. then i also realize that overhead music is playing and the song playing is whitney houstons "i believe that children are the future"....now picture listening to that and then hearing that song.... i was CRACKING up...
2006-11-10 16:26:06 · answer #3 · answered by Boop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two 90 yr old's were dating steadily for a few months. One night the man said "Tonight's the night we will have sex."
and so they did.
When they were finished the man thought "If i had known she was a virgin I would have been a little more gentle."
The woman was thinking "If I had known the old geezer would get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose."
2006-11-10 16:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by wild&free 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
formerly we were given married my spouse to get replaced into residing in a duplex. We made wild monkey sex one nighttime and contained in the morning were leaving to get breakfast and the neighbor comes out and comments about the noise very last nighttime complaining especially about the headboard banging adverse to the wall. With a immediately face I reported "we do not have a head board, that replaced into her head." idea she replaced into going to shoot me good there.
2016-11-29 00:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time, i was riding around town with pioson ivy, and she farted and totally tried to blame it on me. i was like YOU did it, and she was like "i never fart''. it was hilarious. haven't spoken to her since.
2006-11-10 16:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by batman forever 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋