My dick's too big. It gets caught in my zipper all the time. Pardon, but I can't think of an easier way to say it. It doesn't retract at all after an erection and I think it might actually be a bad medical condition. My neighbor used to be a licensed professional in the medical field. He is currently retired. I felt close enough to ask him about it. Apparently my testicles are also oversized. When I pulled my pants up he then informed me that he was a pediatrician. After feeling quite awkward about showing a man my penis who knew no facts at all I left and came home. When I slammed my penis on the toilet seat I had to do something about it. So who better to ask but the highly trained individuals on Yahoo! Answers? This is seriously not a joke, and despite the humor some might find in my story I still need to know, do I have a medical condition? I'm also afraid my blood flow might be bad, causing the length of the unerected penis. Please help me.
2006-11-10 15:59:35 · 6 answers · asked by J 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Here's an idea; since you so readily exposed yourself to a near stranger, why not make an appt with your GP and do it again? Pretty sure that your story is a tall tale based on the fact that you haven't already done this.
2006-11-10 16:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 21:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if it is more the testicles, you will need an ultrasound or MRI. Sometimes they become swollen with a condition called epididimytis. My friend had it and it is usually benign and treatable. As for the length of your penis, well, it may just be good genetics. Best of luck...
2006-11-10 16:06:25 · answer #3 · answered by a_911girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the medical term for your condition is
Dicus Terra Carborundum
Meaning Your truncheon erodes the earth below.
Please do not worry about it. It is most common and is often accompanied by a hareem of smiling women.
You did well to spell your name. Awesome!!
2006-11-10 16:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by Tetanus Tim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lots of guys are just like you. Not a disease. just your genes. You have a big tool. thank God for that. the Lord was good to you to give you this gift. Accept your penis & enjoy it.
Stop whining & go slow when you lift your zipper. slow down.
Calm down. chill out.
2006-11-10 17:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by blackbird 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you might need to get it amputated. sorry, dude.
2006-11-10 16:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋