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THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN.
An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian."
2006-11-10 15:08:28 · 10 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
holy crap i just had to laugh at that, what man out there isn't like hey I guess that makes me a lesbian too. Good joke, keep em coming, we could use some humor in this mindless answering drome.
2006-11-10 15:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cowboy is confused. But you had me laughing for a pretty long minute there! GOOD JOKE! It was worth sharing again!
2006-11-10 23:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by Brigitte 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle, Chuckle...Chortle, Chortle!!!
You ever see a squirrel fall out of tree while laughing them self silly?
2006-11-10 23:18:34 · answer #3 · answered by Shaula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read this joke to my husband & guess what! He's a Lesbian too!
2006-11-10 23:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, now that was funny. LOL
2006-11-10 23:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by creeklops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Em. No.
2006-11-10 23:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha. ha. good one.
2006-11-10 23:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by nina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! lol!
2006-11-10 23:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by AMANTILLADO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice... lol
2006-11-10 23:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by misterbison13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wtf that cowboy is so confused!
2006-11-10 23:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋