If I caught Santa coming down my chimney?

Question

I would tell him to go to my room you naughty boy.. what would you tell him?

lol keep it clean as there are children that might be reading this.. lol

Answer 1

id tie him to a chair wiv ducktape, then id go and nick his sleigh.
Take all the stuff back to toys r us for store credit and give my kids a merry christmas.

i would let santa go ..... after id invited journalists over for interviews (at a price obviously).

and then after explaining a few things.... where was that sindy doll i asked for in 1985? all i got was a spainish knock off from Romford market!!

Santa has a lot to answer for!

Answer 2

I would call him by his proper name - Father Christmas - for a start. I would tell him how glad i am to have the opportunity of meeting him, and thank him for all the wonderful things he brought me when i was a child, particularly the magical jewel encrusted blue velvet slippers that i loved so much, and my doll, the one i called Cherry, who had two faces (smiling and crying). I'd ask him if he wanted a quick tipple before he filled my daughter's stocking...... and then I'd reluctantly say goodbye. But i'd run outside so that i could see him jump in his sleigh and fly his reindeer team over the snowy rooftops.

Answer 3

i would say something similar to you.."now, he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" which would confuse everybody. it's a quote from "the life of brian" by monty python btw, incase you didn't know. it's one of my favourite films.

ho ho ho!

oh yeah, and ad ask him why he had to hide my present when i was twelve under my dad's bed where i could easily find it. i told my dad he would have to hide my presents more convincingly next year, to which my sweet old charming dad replied "right! for being so cheeky you're not going to get any more christmas presents!" he stayed true to his word.

my dad still can't take a joke, and he is regressing too....

such is life, sighhhhhh......

oh yeah, and to avoid any confusion for the kids reading this, santa really does exist, he lives in norway.

Answer 4

You will be nuts to do that. Around Christmas, a lot of criminals dress up as Santa to pillage and stuff. My good lady, please do well to call the police on 999. Keep him talking if you haven't got a colt 45 or Uzi about the house. If you have, keep him covered till the police arrive.

I am saddened that someone with kids still believes that Santa really does come with presents. Please get real.

Answer 5

Do you think Santa is a hunk? You should do like in North by Northwest. Cary Grant jumps into a window. There is this secretary type in bed, she yells, "Stop" and switches on the light. When she properly sees him she says, "Stop". He says a a a a a.

Answer 6

put some coal on the fire to get the flames up, burn his fat ***, call the police and tell them some f***ers trying to steal ma weans christmas pressies. Oh and by the way THERE IS NO SANTA. Ur just horny for a old fat guy in a red suit with balls the size of watermelons(he only comes once a year) He He or shud that be Ho ho

Answer 7

I'd tell Santa he was six weeks early and to go back home and rest until Christmas eve.

Answer 8

Who is Santa? What does he do? Is he some kind of sweep?
Must be, otherwise he would not come down a chimney and you would not want to "keep it clean". I would not invite a sweep into my bedroom. To start with there is no fireplace there and the carpet might get filthy.

Answer 9

If some strange man came down my Chimney, I would have him arrested for breaking and entering... Although... as my Chimney has a gas fire at the bottom of it,,, he would probably die from Gas fumes

Answer 10

I,d call 911 . I would know that some jerk was dressed up like Santa and breaking into my house.