Anyone think these wierd Chinese proverbs are funny?

Question

-Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
-Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
--Man who run in front of car get tired.
-Man who run in back of car get exhausted
-Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
-Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
-Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
-Man with one chopstick go hungry.
-Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails.
-Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
-Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
-Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
-War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
-Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
-Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
-It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
-Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
-Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Answer 1

Oh honey, you have made me smile for the first time today! I like you. Thank you for posting this! Do more, I like it!

Answer 2

Chinese Proverbs Funny

Answer 3

oh my gosh those r soooo funny!! especially the 1s about the panties and the screw!! and the man who drives like hell!! and baseball!!! omg i can tell they arent really old chinese proverbs but they are hilarious!!whered u get them!!

Answer 4

Yes, I think they are lovely! Even though I've heard most of them before, it was really fun to read them again. He he... :)

Answer 5

i do i do
thank you I'll use so of these at party's

Answer 6

omg they are so funny! where did you find those?

Answer 7

Not really?