Not me. But my friend Lou just did. I'm still laughing. Dumb Lou, after finishing the top 8 of a 12 pack of Pabst, he gets all cocky and s*** and wants to show me and his girlfriend how cool his is. Starts shooting #8s into the floor. Yeah, he real bad..until he puts one through his foot. He starts hollering and yelling for me to help him. Sheeet. There's no blood, so I know it's just his shoe nailed down. But he's running around in circles waving his arms and begging for help. Ole Ernie (thats my dog) lumbers over to help him. But since Lou's got so wild, Ole Ernie gets a little excited and starts humping his leg (that one that's nailed down) and slobbers all over Lous' butt. I would have called 911, but that last time I did that I got arrested. Thanks guys. So anyway, I have to leave seeing as how his girlfriend was laughing so much she threw up on my arm. I left Ole Ernie with Lou. Moral here is, don't screw around with nail guns.
2006-11-10
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