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i play guitar and read alot,any suggestions???

2006-11-10 09:31:55 · 20 answers · asked by TheLizardKing 3 in Entertainment & Music Music

20 answers

The best way to become famous is to beat a celebrity : )

Lol

If your are in a band i would play a gigs where bands can play often because are scouts for new talent and if you or your band stand out you could be offered a contract.

or go to a number of recording studios and persuade them to listen to you this may work it has done in the past.

or you could give something like Factor a try.

Hope this helps!

2006-11-10 09:37:26 · answer #1 · answered by english_monster 2 · 1 1

Strip down,butt-nekked, and run down the middle of the street, wearing a Pat Robertson mask and holding a (half-empty) bottle of Johnny Walker Red, screaming about how Bush the Anti-Christ has taken possession of your everlastin' soul, but make sure you do this two days before xmas day, close to a big department store that has "Season's Greetings" signs instead of "Merry Xmas", so you can point out their folly to all the old people who undoubtly will be there, stopping just long enough to wag your wacker at them.

That should do it. If not, it'll give everyone a good laugh.

2006-11-10 09:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

hit somebody famous over the head with your guitar and spend alot of time reading in the nick.

2006-11-10 09:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Work - right - study and try to avoid becoming famous. Fame is a little bit like an erection the more you work to get one the less likely it is to happen.

2006-11-10 09:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by oldhippypaul 6 · 1 0

Make an obscenely large donation to the Labour Party. You should get a peerage out of it. Allegedly.

2006-11-10 09:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Get a gimmick (like kiss, Hendrix, etc).

Find a guy who can write "hooks" for you.

Make your stage act something to behold.

Be nice or be nasty, one or the other. Average peeps don't get noticed. Hendrix was very nice. Most rock stars are not.

Personally, i would rather be critically appreciated rather than popular, but to each his own.

2006-11-10 09:37:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Kill John Prescott with yer guitar

2006-11-10 09:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Go to the nearest Police station and say you belong to Al qaida and you planned a mass bombing in London, tommorrow everybody will speak for you!!!!

2006-11-10 09:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by itifonhom 2 · 1 1

Get your Yah-Yahs out in the News of the World

2006-11-10 09:35:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

play guitar with your ti ts out

2006-11-10 09:34:14 · answer #10 · answered by antagonist 5 · 2 0

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