2006-11-10 09:18:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
Hi. ASSistant. Too funny.
2006-11-10 09:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Cirric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course there is. The royal flusher ( not to be mixed up with a royal flush ) stands just behind the royal wiper. When the wiper is finished his job he and the queen move off and the royal flusher takes over. He first examines the "job" to be sure there are no royal abnormalities, if everything is OK he pulls the chain ( don't forget this usually happens in the UK. He they cleans and disinfects the golden toilet and sweetens the air if necessary. He they retires to his cubical for the rest of his shift or until he is needed again. The palace staff usually try to hire retired army Sergeant Majors for this job as they are usually so good at it.
2006-11-11 18:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by ec1177 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How's that for a job description? The Royal Flusher. Sounds like some crazy poker player. Anyway I would assume the Queen would flush her own toilet. Why waste money on hiring a servant for that.
2006-11-10 23:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by Roman Soldier 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fact - On her tour of Australia in 1992, Her Majesty asked for peach coloured toilet paper that had 3 ply layering embossed with horses on each square. No such toilet paper existed in Australia, so she had some commissioned by a Sydney stationery company to print the horses on to the paper -- at a cost of $3,000 to the British taxpayer. True story.
2006-11-11 07:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Flashy Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but if I were queen I'd flush my own toliet and wipe my own ***. Even I did use $100 bills, though I don't think that would be pleasant. They don't exactly feel like Charmin in your hands. LOL:)
2006-11-10 19:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure she does that herself.
Do you think they call it a royal flush in poker if the royal family is playing? Or is it called something else?
2006-11-10 17:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by Esma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I highly doubt that the queen would want anyone to watch her go to the bathroom. She does it in private like any other person.
2006-11-11 10:56:53 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure she can handle that all by herself. Not sure about her kids tho.
2006-11-11 00:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, she does it herself.
2006-11-10 17:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by Kaity 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
.......................... she has a right hand man for that .........................
2006-11-11 12:21:37 · answer #10 · answered by spaceman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋