I need to look like I had too much plastic surgery (I'm in a play)?

Question

I need to look like I had to much plastic surgery for a part in a play.
1. I need to make my boobs look larger and roundet
2. I need to make my waist look small
3. I need to make my lips look larger and fuller
4. I need to make my eyes look rounder, larger, wide-set and more prominent
5. I need to make my nose look narrower
6. I need to make my cheeks stick out more
7. I need my skin to look like it had been tanned via sun(i know that's not plastic surgery but it fits the look)

Serious answers please

Answer 1

1. Padded bra or inserts
2. Corset
3. Padding again
3. Makeup - simply put lip liner OUTSIDE your normal lip line, and fill in. Practice this to get it as realistic as possible. Use shiny lip gloss to make them look fuller.
4. Fake eyelashes and eye makeup.
5. You need two different colors of foundation - a "shadow" (a shade or two darker than your normal skin) and a "highlight" (shade or two lighter than your normal skin. Use the "shadow" color on the sides of your nose, and the highlight along the bridge of your nose (length wise) to create the illusion of a slimmer nose. Again, practice this technique.
6. Use a subtle color of blush. Look in the mirror, suck in your cheeks. Look at your cheekbones. Use a sweeping motion with the blush to create a line/shadow UNDERNEATH your cheekbones. Use a "highlight" color on the actual cheek bones to make them stand out.
7. Spray-on tan, of course!

Good luck!

Answer 2

OK for the breast to appear lager get a water bra l at Wilmart
for the waist to look small get a girdle again at walmart
for lips to look larger get lip liner line the outside of lips along with a thick lipstick and then apply some gloss. again you can get all that at walmart
glasses to help make the appearance of the round eyes or use make up around the outside of the eyes to cause a shadowing affect.
to make nose appear more narrow take make up and apply it length wise as a shadow.
cotton , It worked in Italian big screen movies
Tan in a bottle it spays the Tan on and different colors to suit your skin tone.
Good Luck with your play and Have fun

Answer 3

For your facial needs, try taking a look at Kevyn Aucoin's book Making Faces. Take the contouring advice he gives and exaggerate it somewhat to get the "overdone cosmetic surgery" look for your face.

For the boobs, get a hardcore push up bra one size smaller than you normally wear. It will make you look like you're busting out of it and have larger boobs than you do.

For your waist, try a really tight corset and wear padding on your hips and butt to make the waist look smaller.

For your skin, get a "spray tan" in a slightly darker color than you would normally choose for an overtanned look.

Good luck! Sounds like a real riot!

Answer 4

1. Buy a padded push up bra. Put some bronzer in your cleavage. Add some sparkly stuff on the showing parts of your breasts.
2. Wear a waist cincher or if you are on a budget, wrap an ace bandage around your waist. Wrap or cinch tightly while you are sucking in your waist. Suck in your waist for the play.
3. Do this AFTER your eyes.Trace berry-colored lipliner just outside your natural lip. Apply some ginger and paprika to your lips to sting them. Apply some undereye concealer in the center of your upper and lower lips and blend. Apply pale pink shiny lipstick over your lips. Add some super-shiny smackers lipfrosting over it. Mix with some ginger to discourage you from licking them.
4. Do this BEFORE your lips and AFTER your fake tan. Apply white eyeshadow below your crease and apply under eye concealer from the crease to the brow. Wear white eyeliner on your top and bottom lashlines. Curl your lashes BEFORE you apply mascara. Your mascara should be black. Wear under eye concealer under your eyes.
5. Do AFTER fake tan. Apply darker foundation on the sides of your nose and under eye concealer on the bridge.
6. Do AFTER fake tan. apply some sandy pink blush under your cheekbones and under eye concealer on your cheekbones.
7. Do BEFORE anything else. Apply build-a-tan wipes at least once a day starting as soon as possible. Try to get off any that gets on the palms of your hands. The day of the play, apply foundation a shade darker than the skintone you have gotten by then all over your body except the palms and bottoms of your feet. Try to get off any that gets on the palms of your hands. Wear light colored clothing and a platinum blond wig to make it look even darker.

Answer 5

Rhinoplasty (Greek: Rhinos, "Nose" + Plastikos, "to shape") is a type of plastic surgery that is used to improve the function (reconstructive surgery) or appearance (cosmetic surgery) of a person's nose. Rhinoplasty is also commonly called a "nose job". Rhinoplasty can be performed to meet aesthetic goals or for reconstructive purposes to correct birth defects or breathing problems.

Answer 6

1. umm i guess get a bigger bra
2. wear a corset thing or get a skirt or dress that poofs out
3. line ur lips a little (just a little!) outside ur natural lip line, and fill in the rest w/a similar color
4. use liquid eyeliner and open ur eyes wider than normal
5. no clue sry
6. use a shadowy blush underneath ur cheekbones
7. use some bronzer and body powder, not darker foundation which will just look stupid not tacky!

Answer 7

Find a make up artist.

For the skin tone: Find one of those aweful rub on creams. And try to go for a slightly more orange color than you might consider normal.

Good luck

Answer 8

wow, buy a padded bra,or stuff your, bra, your waist wil look smaller if your boobs are bigger or wear a corset, buy some lip plumbing lipstick,pluck your eyebrows,use makeup on your nose,put lemons in your cheeks and get a spray on tan!! Good luck! lol

Answer 9

for the play- i would keep a permanent smile on your face and keep your eyebrows raised like you are always surprised... i think those are easy ways to convey too much plastic surgery! and stuff the bra of course.

Answer 10

Get Pam ANderson, Joan Rivers, Mike Jackson, Ashely Simpson and sew em all together and teach em' your lines.