octopus walks into a bar, says...i bet i can play any musical instrument. bloke gives him a guitar which he plays better then jimmy hendrix. 2nd bloke says...bet you cant play the piano. the octopus plays better then elton john. jock gives him bagpipes, the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused. jock says... ha, can ye nae play it? octopus says... play it? i'm going to shag it as soon as i get it's f*cking pyjamas off.
2006-11-10 08:52:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Have you noticed the sour grapes form lot's of people who probably laughed at the joke but couldn't bare that you kew it/told it first? I thought is was cute and funny!!
2006-11-10 09:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is this? James Bond meets Austin Powers?
I get it but it's not the greatest. Good, but not one of those classics like how yo' momma got fired from the M&M factory.
2006-11-10 09:02:07 · answer #2 · answered by I want my *old* MTV 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Armless joke
2006-11-10 09:02:55 · answer #3 · answered by john r 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Noah recited that one
2006-11-10 08:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by Geordie57 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no....sorry. Better than the last one I read, though
2006-11-10 08:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny.
2006-11-10 09:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jessi 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
heard it merc...you goto find a better one than that
2006-11-10 08:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not only was it sooooooo not funny,you didn't even manage to spell Jimi Hendrix's name correctly......shame on you
2006-11-10 09:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by TheLizardKing 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It's not awful, kinda cute...
2006-11-10 09:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-11-10 08:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋