During the past year, I had some very good luck which i should share with you all. While on holiday in Damascas i came across
the original copy of the Bible. I also have in my possession - the Arc of the Covenant, still sealed and in its near original state [I'm afraid to open it - does anyone know of any curse associated with it? I have also aquired the crown of thorns, part of his cross and what i believe to be his left sandal - Slightly stained but still wearable. I keep these precious items in my loft next to the Holy Grail, a papyrus map of the whereabouts of King Solomons Mines,
[H.Rider Haggard wrote about this} a lovely decorative 3ft urn carbon dated to around 12,000 BC [which i have unsealed] and found to contain 114,434 hand written signatures of the entire population of Atlantis with various maps describing its whereabouts and reason for its demise. Ive also know where to find gold at the end of the Rainbow.
Does anyone want to share this information with me?
2006-11-10 07:54:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Richard, did you fall for cons - or are you joking? Honestly, do you assume anyone would believe it?
Cordially, India.Magica
2006-11-10 08:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by india.magica 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I have proof that Dan Brown is correct, I have the original marriage certificate for Jesus & Mary Magdelene. I know Bigfoot and the Yeti I email them every night. I have Judas' Purse (which I'm planning to sell on ebay for 30 pieces of silver). Will you swap the Holy Grail for the spear that pierced Jesus' side ( I notice you seem to be collecting alot of His things!!!)?
2006-11-10 08:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude! I've got that right sandle to make a pair, the strap is broken but I've got a shoe lace holding it together! I'll trade You it for two Dr. Peppers and a jar of pickled eggs, let me know; Okay?
2006-11-10 08:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive just been in touch with my old mate Joe blop from Atlantis and he,s is not well pleased that you have his signature , if you are hoping to steal his identity ,he says don't wast your time he,s skint since the Gorgon nicked his doubloons
2006-11-12 21:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could tell you Where Nessie hides in the Loch, but promised Her I wouldn't!
I own Arthurs Round Table (It comes in handy at Christmas)
My son has the key for Davy Jones' locker and Elvis is very much alive. He is sat next to me reading this.
2006-11-10 08:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Most likely it's all Asian counterfeit.You should try Antiques Roadshow for the heck of it anyway.Let them do all of the work.I used to have some fire and brimstone but I think I used it up at a holiday barbecue.
2006-11-10 09:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow that is the Great begining for anyone whom needed a fresh start congrats. I myself came across the Flask that held his blood perviously owned mary magdalion. So my should be good to go
2006-11-10 08:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by Japonica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, yeah. Come round to the Mad Hatters house at around ten-ish. The Care Bears and the Trix rabbit are coming for tea, but there's room for one more.
2006-11-10 08:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by Nikki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I know that's a FAKE...There were 114,435 people in atlantis, on 12000 BC
Oh wait, was that paper done on Sevent day?
Never mind.
2006-11-10 08:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sell me some of whatever your on!!! you claim to have a copy of the original bible and to have the holy grail and a urn that "has" the people of atlantis's signatures. omg you must be on some f*ck*ng bomb a*s sh*t! and if you were smart you would know to turn it in to a museum unless you did and they said you were on crack and to get out and now you wanna brag about them on the net because no one knows the truth, but honey no one's gonna believe that ****! you might as well say god is your best friend and you guys hang out all the time!
2006-11-14 01:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me but im the one with the time machine your the one with the fakes i left
and i v the spear of longineu it came to england it stayed with me there still pissed about the 13th gospel theyd never of understood it do theyv even tried led walling the vatican vaults but i get through it in no time and a pritty cool book collection to the grang grimwa the malifus malifacarium but i burnt that ...sorry girls ..
and the only existing coppy of the key of nostridameu and iv the bullet that hit the french guy that dug him up still i was looking for my slipper back could you return it its santa at the north pole care of the elves o and attach a noat would you let the posty no to wipe his feet yettys are great but those foot prints imposible to clean
2006-11-13 06:41:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋