An example of a pun?

Answer 1

Here are a few for you:
My rechargeable batteries are revolting.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Answer 2

An Example Of A Pun

Answer 3

If you are asking for that here, I think you are just asking for pun-ishment.

I used to hang out with a group full of merry punsters. And some topics would come up that just demanded a round of punning. For example, one guy told us about a bra shop out in the wilderness of Canada.

Puns on that topic would run something like this:

"Well, I don't really keep abreast of the topic, but I think she does good business. Her cup doesn't exactly runneth over. Let me make a clean breast of things: sometimes I drop by just to see the new fashions."

Do I need to point out the jokes? breast=something you put in the bra, cup=cupsize (very bad pun on cupsize: help, help, I'm drowning!), runneth over=I leave to your imagination.

Very closely related to shaggy dog jokes, the only thing I can remember right now had the punch line of : "I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this!"

(-: Punning doesn't get a lot of respect, but it has a certain cachet among certain groan-ups.

Answer 4

did you hear about the couple that wanted to fly united but the stewardess woudnt let them?

Answer 5

hahahaha...sole (of a shoe/the only one) and soul
gay = either happy or *u know* ...
fine
n so many more....just cant think of any examples right now
just remember the meaning of pun....when u come across a word, u will recognise it as pun