2006-11-10 07:32:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Not me, an old friend. She got a pretty silk rose from her bf's mom. But then, to everybody's surprise, it came off the stem and opened up into CROTCHLESS PANTIES!
2006-11-10 07:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by Queen of the Wicker People 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coal in my sock by Me
The coal in my sock came as no surprise
For I was a bad boy, my parents were wise
And the presents I got were as dumb as can be
So I threw a tantrum and down went the tree
The bulbs were all broken and scattered around
My sister just sat there with nary a sound
Then Dad came down and caught us a messin'
My face got all red as I started confessin'
SHE DID IT, DAD!
2006-11-10 15:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people that lived next door to me in Texarkana (before I was married) gave me a box of 'food' - celery that was so old it was limp, black bananas, and 2 rotten oranges. I just looked at it and said thanks in this sort of 'what?!' voice...and I'm thinking, what, I'm single so I should eat rotten food for Christmas? Or were you just toooo tired to make it the other 20 feet down the driveway to the garbage can? I carried it out to the garbage can myself, nearly before they'd got back to their house (it smelled bad, even!).
2006-11-10 15:43:37 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeheehee.. When Dragon was 21, she got a flannel nightgown with lace cuffs and lace around the neck. Her two girl cousins got matching ones, and they were 19 and 23 at the time.
Heeeheee...
2006-11-10 15:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got a wooden bootsaver one year at anursing home christmas party i worked there as a maintenance supervisor it was about groin high had a piece of metalthat went down so when i urinated i wouldnt get my shoes wet got this in front of the whole nursing home staff
2006-11-10 15:37:23 · answer #5 · answered by ADAM S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
snow man poop
small white marsh mellows in a zip lock bag with a note about the snowman poop.
2006-11-10 15:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by chris c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My aunt gives me and my sister the stinkiest perfume EVERY year. It's so funny. I appreciate the thought, but it STINKS!! lol :)
2006-11-10 15:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mom got me a bottle of Captain last year- i thought i was funny after i drank most of it
2006-11-10 15:39:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a book called sex for dummies
2006-11-10 15:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥♥you rock my world ♥♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flesh-light
yes, not a flashlight
a flesh-light
google it
2006-11-10 15:35:18 · answer #10 · answered by judge_smails_sir 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋