Seeing as how my truck was taken by my wife and girlfriend, me and Lou (he's my best friend) went down to Jack's , "Just trust me" easy credit used car lot. I wanted something big. Big back seat mainly cause I tend to entertain the ladies a lot. Plus Ole Ernie (that's my dog) likes to bounce around a lot when we drive. Can't have him in the front seat any more since the last time I did he got all wound up in the steering wheel and I ran into a UPS truck. Anyway, Lou sees this old Caddie on the lot. Some cruiser. Man, the ladies are going to go for that. Big ole back seat. A lot better than the bed of a pickup. Softer too. So I pony up the cabbage to Jack, easy terms on the ballance, and wheel on out the lot. Lou's ridin shootgun and Ole Ernie got his head out the window, tongue out and slobbering everywhere. Good times. Just then the drive shaft and back axle fall off, bounce down the street and smash into the Piggly Wiggly store window. This ever happen to you?
2006-11-10
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