2006-11-10 06:19:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
life of brian right
2006-11-10 06:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
From Seinfeld episode called The Maestro:
JACKIE: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.
KRAMER: I guess I screwed up huh Jackie?
JACKIE: Your damn right you screwed up. Where the hell did you get that damm balm anyway?
KRAMER: The Maestro.
JACKIE: The who? What are you talking about Maestro?
KRAMER: My friend he's a conductor.
JACKIE: Oh oh oh, so a Maestro tells you to put a balm on and you do it?
KRAMER: Well my stomach was burning.
JACKIE: I tell you what this is. This is a public humiliation.
KRAMER: Well I didn't know the balm was gonna work.
JACKIE: Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Didn't you read the instructions?
KRAMER: Well I ...
JACKIE: (interrupts) No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.
2006-11-10 14:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Jim G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Life of Brian!!
Well, what is myrrh anyway?
It is a valuable balm.
A balm, what are you giving him a balm for, it might bite 'im. What?
That's a dangerous animal. Quick, throw it in the trough.
2006-11-10 16:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by no one here 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think he'll drop the balm, Mom?
2006-11-11 04:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by ................................ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is either from seinfield as previous reply said or there is a scene from an early pink panther film starring the late peter sellers as the french clueless detective.
2006-11-10 14:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by PHIL M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For an irratation of course !!
2006-11-10 14:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm
2006-11-11 05:55:03 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wolf nipple chips!
get 'em while they're 'ot, they're luvly!!
2006-11-11 04:12:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋