You are alone on an elevator traveling from the top floor of a 30 story building. Just before you arrive at the 29th floor, you let out a big stinky fart. Before you can exit the elevator, 15 people crowd on trapping you inside. It is obvious to everyone on the elevator that you are the one who let go this foul stench, and they let you know it by staring at you and giving you sideways glances...
...what do you do?
2006-11-10 05:25:00 · 14 answers · asked by rustylium 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yell "SURPRISE"!!
2006-11-10 05:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by SUzyQ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just keep walking away from the elevator and not looking back.
2006-11-10 05:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile,and keep smiling,hoping they are enjoying the full flavour behaviour.Exit on the next floor and leave them to enjoy the stench.
2006-11-10 05:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are the kinds of situations I dread! I wouldn't know what I'd do. Probably just shrug and say "Well, I'm sorry but you do what you got to do! Mother Nature waits for no one!" This is one of those situation you don't think about until you're in it.
2006-11-10 05:31:52 · answer #4 · answered by roseyroses14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So sorry it couldn't be helped, just be glad we only have 1 floor to go.Then exit with my head held high when we reach the 30th floor.
2006-11-10 05:43:15 · answer #5 · answered by DreamWeaver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't fart on the elevator in the first place - that's gross!
2006-11-10 05:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by ROR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a big smile on my face and walk out.
2006-11-10 05:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use my arms to spread it around.friends hate travelling in lifts with me.i always drop one just to show them up.the louder the better
2006-11-10 05:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say not a word
2006-11-10 13:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame the guy next to you.
2006-11-10 05:31:31 · answer #10 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wink and smile...
2006-11-10 05:28:50 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋