have you got humourous badges or tshirts? what does it say on them?
2006-11-10 05:18:18 · 21 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
My favorites are, "I'm not a complete idiot, parts are missing!"
"I like your approach, now let's see your departure." and "Smile, it confuses people!" =]
2006-11-10 05:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Spudders 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day
2. Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
3. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
4. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
5. Don't peeve me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
6. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
7. All stressed out and no one to choke.
8. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
9. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
10. Be reasonable - do it MY way.
2006-11-10 05:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by chippie_angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whenever we are aving a moan bout blokes, my friend always says `When god created men SHE was only joking!` Another 1 is `it was a man that drove me to drink...i forgot to thank him for it!` My mum always says` A blind man would like to see it` whenever i winge about anything, hair, muffin top. the state of my windows anything at all, thats wot she says!
2006-11-15 02:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by sandy g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if someone is useless we say he couldn't organise a p--- up in a brewery.and an old broad Yorkshire saying is (the first fish that ever spak said fry me belly before me back).
2006-11-16 21:11:36 · answer #4 · answered by joe123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw a t-shirt for a baby yesterday thought was funny " I only cry when ugly people hold me " he he I want one in my size!!
2006-11-15 06:35:11 · answer #5 · answered by Nykki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a t shirt that says "boys are stupid throw roks at them" and another one with a picture of a stupid factory that says the stupid factory . . where boys are from
LOVE IT!!!
2006-11-17 09:14:18 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm too young for Medicare, but too old for women to care.
2006-11-10 05:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.come one come all but only handsome hunks!
2.i dont give a tiny rat's a*s !!
2006-11-10 06:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by F4ID 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if someone asks me how i am,i say"ah sure im pulling the divil by the tail"
2006-11-14 10:57:25 · answer #9 · answered by silvergran 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom has a shirt that says, "Stop reading my shirt."
2006-11-11 16:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by *shine* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋