2006-11-10 05:01:48 · 16 answers · asked by dazed*n*confused 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"Well, my nuts are halfway up my a**, but other than that, I'm perfect."
Anthony Michael Hall's character (Gary Wallace) in Wierd Science
2006-11-10 05:17:42 · answer #1 · answered by LorraineBates 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
RJ from Over the hedge:
RJ: [showing the other animals around the houses] They *always* got food with them. We eat to live - these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about!
[as he speaks he shows the other animals what humans do]
RJ: The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'.
[signifies telephone]
RJ: *That* is a device to summon food.
[signifies doorbell]
RJ: That is one of the many voices of food.
[signifies front door]
RJ: *That* is the portal for the passing of food.
[signifies delivery truck]
RJ: *That* is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive food, they wear the food!
[signifies microwave]
RJ: *That* gets the food hot!
[signifies refrigerator]
RJ: *That* keeps the food cold!
[signifies pinata]
RJ: *That*... I'm not sure what that is.
[kids break the piñata and Verne yells]
RJ: Well, what do you know? FOOD!
[signifies table where family prays before dinner]
RJ: *That* is the altar where they WORSHIP food!
[signifies advert for Seltzer]
RJ: That's what they eat when they've eaten TOO MUCH food!
[signifies treadmill]
RJ: *That* gets rid of the guilt so they can eat MORE FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOOOOD! So, you think they have enough?
[everybody nods]
RJ: Well, they don't. For humans, enough is *never* enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us!
[opens the thrash cans and throws them]
RJ: Dig in!
2006-11-10 13:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by jesus-lives! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"The next time I catch my husband in your skinny chicken leg arms I'm going to break them off and beat you with them!"
- Zee Blakely (Elizabeth Taylor) to Stella (Susannah York). From the movie "X, Y, and Zee" (1972)
2006-11-10 13:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by Ozzie B. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Igor: I remember when things like this would happen to my dad. The things he'd say to me. "What the hell are you ding in the bathroom day and night. Why don't you get out and give someone else a chance."
From Young Frankenstein.
2006-11-10 13:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked "I'm kickin myyyy asssssss" in Liar Liar and also..That's all you got sister..two left feet and F***ing ugly shoes" Erin Brockovich..oh and about every line that Dori (Ellen DeGeneres) did in Finding Nemo. :)
2006-11-10 13:53:08 · answer #5 · answered by lil_julbug 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to punch you in the ovaries yup straight shot right to the baby maker from Anchorman
2006-11-10 13:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by Wicked Wangdoodle 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i'd forgotten this one till someone used it to answer a question on here the other week but one that made me laugh was....
'I carried a watermelon' - Baby in Dirty Dancing
I know there are hundreds more but I can't think of them ....Sorry
Wishes n Dreams
2006-11-10 15:51:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is this some kind of fun house?
Why? Are you having fun?
Willy Wonka (the original) not that piece of crap remake
2006-11-10 13:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Mister 'I am the Law'..." as Rob Schneider does a perfect imitation of Sly as Judge Dredd
2006-11-10 13:12:22 · answer #9 · answered by Brian M 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a 10 foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap."
Pepper from "Cry-Baby"
my favorite movie ever!
2006-11-10 13:16:57 · answer #10 · answered by DisneyLover 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋