What we (Men) say & what we really mean...
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!
2006-11-10 04:58:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Indeed....that was GOLD
2006-11-11 01:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What women say and what we really mean:
I'm hungry = I'm eating in front of you. See how much self-respect I have?
I'm tired = No, you're not getting any tonight.
Do you want to go to a movie? = Do you want to go to a dark public place to make out?
Can I take you out to dinner? = We're splitting the bill.
Would you like to dance? = Watching the other dancing fools is getting boring. If you can't beat 'em . . .
Nice dress! = You're wearing a dress!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = You look tense, let me give you a massage.
What's wrong? = What are you getting your b-itch on for?
You look upset = Whatever it is, it's your fault.
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = AAAAHHH!
Yes, your haircut looks good = AAAAHHH!
I like the first dress you tried on better = You're wearing a dress!
2006-11-10 13:04:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love this so much becuz its so true, my bf says the real thing to me sometimes, especially when it comes to my hair and my clothes. Oh and the psycho trauma thing...my bf just says...what the hell crazy crap am i gonna have to go through today?
2006-11-10 13:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by yagurlbubblez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess its true....
guys got real limited scope u see..so u really cant help it...how do u'll manage living with just few things on ur mind!!!
2006-11-10 13:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by koolnsj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it sounds like you are a narcissist pig if you wrote this!
2006-11-10 13:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by mysticrelation 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny = That was long boring and not funny
2006-11-10 13:27:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for filling me in. nicely said. i already knew some of these but for the ones i didn't know now i do
2006-11-10 13:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anna Banana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some guyz actually mean wat they say ..sadly they are usauly gay or taken other guyz are just assshole pigs
2006-11-10 13:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really
2006-11-10 13:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by Kathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋