There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
2006-11-10 04:53:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very Funny
2006-11-11 01:15:28 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-10 16:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by Pardon Moi? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny!
2006-11-10 13:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by kicknkay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO ... that is a great one. I wonder if the grandaughter is blonde. Very funny .. Unbreakable you keep pulling them off.
I have not heard that one either, something close but not that good. HA..HA..HA
2006-11-10 17:22:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm about as old as the hill, and I've never heard it, hahaha.
2006-11-10 12:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by Sue F 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Would of loved to seen it. lol
2006-11-10 12:55:59 · answer #6 · answered by inquisitive 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that's funny .....hahahahah
2006-11-10 12:57:54 · answer #7 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's about as old as the hills....
2006-11-10 12:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
oh yea! that is much better! LOL
2006-11-10 12:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋