I have a few of my own.
2006-11-10 04:45:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
See this same question of mine under "Etiquette" for one of mine.
2006-11-11 02:27:18 · update #1
Well, this older woman that works with me was talking to me at my desk. I work at the front desk so there's a lot of desk area. She sat on my desk and then let a silent but deadly one go.....I noticed it, she just kept talking.....and then she started laughing really hard and let another one out--this time not silent. She still didn't say anything about it and acted like nothing happended!! **She just came and farted in my workspace!!!! YUCK!**
2006-11-10 04:48:52 · answer #1 · answered by sonik_starz 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It was many moons ago, when I was in grade school. We were in the middle of taking a standardized test. The room was mostly silent, except for the sounds of pencils and erasers on the answer sheets and the occasional scrap paper crinkle. Then, out of the blue, somebody let a big one rip from here to Timbuktu. The whole classroom exploded with laughter, and the smell lingered until the end of the day.
2016-05-22 02:58:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went on a canoe trip with my church youth group. We all had eaten Taco Bell the night before but I thought for sure all the gas would be gone by morning. WRONG. Got in the boat and had a serious case of the farts. And the boat was aluminum. It reverberated off the seat--my friend suggested I just stick my butt in the water and propel us the rest of the way...LMAO. I still laugh when I think of that!!!
2006-11-10 04:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me and my friend were at the mall one day and as we were approaching the higher floors on the escalator, a cute hot lady who was a few steps higher than us on the escalator farted loudly enough that we heard it. She noticed that we heard because we started giggling, and when we got off the elevator she started imitating farting noises with her mouth, to pretend she was doing it all along. Ha ha.
But we know what we heard, and smelled.
2006-11-10 04:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by Karl F 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One time I thought I was alone in my room. So I farted a few time, only for moments later my roommate to come in, began to dry heave and tell me how nasty I was...
2006-11-10 05:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one night I was spending a wk ed camping and my cousins and I thought it would be fun to sleep in a tent. Dumb me agreed with them and then at one point during the night my oldest cousins dog "DICKENS" wakes us all up and was barking his head off so we all threw a shoe at him and then we looked at my other cousin to she if she farted cause the tent stunk.
Come to find out after 3 minutes of investigating it was a Skunk that sprayed our tent and luck me I had a key to my fathers cabin I spent the night in a cabin with clothes that recked of skunk urine. I'm never going camping again.
2006-11-10 04:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was sitting in church and for some unknown reason i was sitting in front i know your thinking that it happened while i was sitting but wait there's more i was called to the up by the pastor and when i got close it happened and to make matters worse he was holding a microphone and the mike picked it up it was a sonic boom to begin with but after that i couldn't show my face without someone reminding me about it.
2006-11-10 04:58:23 · answer #7 · answered by mr.mellow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at a campground like blazing saddles, the really funny part was people in other campsights would cheer the real beautys.
2006-11-10 04:48:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once when i was restling around with my ex- boyfriend he let out a little fart.
2006-11-10 05:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Tanyah 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I was in college, my room mate tried to burn his and ended up burning his you know what, I told him to take his shorts off first....
2006-11-10 04:50:44 · answer #10 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋