This is for the men and women can answer also....?

Question

Guys, when your home in the bathroom and doing your thing (#2). Does your wife complain to you about it. Does she say to you "Why do you have to do that in my bathroom" or when you come out of the bathroom and the first question out of her mouth is "did you poop". So what if I did or didnt. Women, why are you so concerned with what we do in the bathroom when it comes to going to the bathroom. I feel what goes on behind the CLOSED door is my buisness and that is it. I dont do it to you.

Answer 1

just go buy a supply of porn magazines and be sure to leave them in the bathroom....and next time when she asks you....just say u were distracted and can't remember what u did LOL

And yes--in my household we keep a supply of the same mags

Answer 2

I provide air fresheners for my husband in the bathroom. I also make sure that the bathroom is fresh when I leave it. I believe in being close in a marriage, but having to smell what is left in the bathroom is crossing the line. I have the respect to make it smell better after I've been in there, and I expect the same of my husband. I don't nag about it but if I provide the tools for freshness and they don't get used, I might drop a hint or two.

Answer 3

Well it is your business what you do behind closed doors. I ask my hubby if he has done that so that I know not to go in there after him. Start knocking on the bathroom door when she's in there a while and makin fart noises..lol. Sounds immature but funny, she may stop harassing you about it. If you do it a lot of times in one day, she could be concerned for your health too. Good luck

Answer 4

I am a wife and I admit I ask that very question when my husband comes out of the bathroom, but in my defense - he asks the same thing to me when I come out. Honestly, I don't like it when he asks me, but for some reason that doesn't stop me from asking. I thought guys were proud of what they create in the bathroom anyway!?

Answer 5

My husband and I have separate bathrooms. I don't have to look at his mess except for the day I do housework. Other wise I close the door. it's better that way. In my bathroom when I wash the sink, it stays washed until I dirty it. No beard trimmings, clothes on the floor, and the bathtub and toilet are CLEAN.

Answer 6

I could care less about what you guys do in the bathroom. Just PLEASE, if you stink up the bathroom after doing your "thing", have the decency to light an inscent or a match or SOMETHING. GIve me a heads up before I go in there and pass out from the horrendous odor you (meaning men) left in there. Also don't use my expensive lotion to jack off with while you're sittin' on the toilet lookin' at your stash of pornos. Use that big *** jar of Vaseline that sits right by your porno stash under the bathroom sink!!!! I'm fairly easy to get along with. I think my requests are fairly resonable. Please, let's just work together on this and no one has to get hurt. (smile)

Answer 7

When my wife asks "What are you doing in there?" I reply with "Losing weight" or "Next years taxes" or "The cross word puzzle. Do you know a five letter word for privacy?" or "Taking a Cosmo Sex Quiz" or "SSSSHHH I'm approaching the target and the bomber doors are open"
I think she now asks to find out what I'll say next.

Answer 8

Sounds like your wife has a poop fetish!

Personally, the less I know about what my husband is doing in there, the better I feel.

Answer 9

I really don't care what my husband does in the bathroom, unless of course he's in it and I have to use it :) We only have one bathroom so regardless what anybody does in it don't hog it and we are all happy.

Answer 10

To be honest, I have never asked my husband what he does in the bathroom. That is his time and space. I don't give a sh*t (no pun intended) what he does in there. I don't want to know, and I have never heard of a woman like that....sick....