We have a four-hundred pound man...?

Question

We have a four hundred pound man, peeing off a 300 building, if he is peeing at 17 miles per hour, how long will it take for his pee to hit the ground???

Answer 1

It won't you silly fool....with my luck it will hit me right on the top of my head, drip into my eyes, causing my vision to be blurred and then get hit by a car as I stumble off the sidewalk into the road to on coming traffic.
That was an easy one. Try a harder question next time.

Answer 2

Well all i would say its raining again......raindrops keep falling on my head!