I know if I say something I'll be called on the carpet again
2006-11-10 02:33:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hang a post it note onit that says " Don't touch this !"
2006-11-10 11:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by litespeed2rw 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wear a cod piece. It makes a conspicuous fashion statement. Don't hide Mr. Johnson, flaunt him.
2006-11-11 07:29:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just pull down your trousers, and let it hang freely. They will surely scream in fright and run away from Mr. Johnson.
2006-11-10 02:35:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell that every time she brushes against your Mr. Johnson it causes him to jerk...and if she continues he may spit up on her.......just a thought.
2006-11-10 02:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tape a sign to your crotch that says, "Pleae do not touch". Wear it for an hour or two, and I think they should get the point.
2006-11-10 02:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by Aliza, Queen of the Night 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ladies don't brush on mr johnson brush on my mom
2006-11-10 02:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by lord bacon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you love mr. johnson
2006-11-10 02:41:13 · answer #7 · answered by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh your trying to tell me your not a horndog like all other men then?yah right,
and I am not a hot taco lookin' for a burrito to fulfill me..ppsssttt---
2006-11-10 02:38:00 · answer #8 · answered by Haggy~Naggy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loudly proclaim that you have got VD.
2006-11-10 02:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want them to stop? I don't mind. I'll share! ♥
2006-11-10 02:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋