2006-11-10 02:04:31 · 26 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I scared the dog and he fell off the bed.
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2006-11-10 02:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by Thanks for the Yahoo Jacket 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Someone sent me an e-mail - you know your a redneck - I pasted it below. I have heard them before but it still made me laugh.
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
2006-11-10 10:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by totalstressor 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A joke someone sent me on the internet. I was sitting at work laughing so hard tears were coming down. I looked like a crazy woman!
2006-11-10 10:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by Momma Jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
was a crazy dream i had about these four big green monsters that decided they were gonna play a game of golf at the golf course around here. the funny thing was that they made more divots and started fighting with eachother. just a silly dumb dream but gave me a good laugh
2006-11-10 10:11:28 · answer #4 · answered by crapweasel 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
in English today where my mate told me about the ticket inspector on the bus it was such a funny story and this morning when my lil sister played loud space music at about 8 am and my mum rushed outside to switched the music off omg it was so funny you had to be there
2006-11-10 10:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My nephew spent the night with me and this morning , while he was still sleeping, he was laughing really hard in his sleep. Being that he just turned 2, made it even funnier.
2006-11-10 10:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dark Angel 333 last question.
2006-11-10 10:07:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hearing a very corny joke from a dear friend after a very stressful work day
2006-11-10 10:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by River Girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Watching the movie CARS
2006-11-10 10:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Something Ichi posted a while ago. He made it sound like a serious question, then said something like, "Oooh, lookie, a squirrel!" I about fell off my chair.
2006-11-10 10:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
someone's answer on yahoo questions this morning.
what about you? what was the last thing that made you laugh?
2006-11-10 10:07:55 · answer #11 · answered by FunBetty! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋