If you were prime minister of the UK what would you do with your power?

Question

I would shut borders with no exceptions for anyone, make everyone sentenced to prison serve the full term, all paedos tagged 1 strike and their back in to serve same sentence again. A quick good exit plan for iraq, get them best equipment money can buy. Give armed forces a pay rise. Raise minimum wage. Anybody wishing to move to uk from anywhere take a english speaking and written test and full background check. Salary cap all mps. Lower all taxes. Get rid of tv licence. So much more could do but have babbled on enough ....

Answer 1

sort this country out once and for all

Answer 2

I've answered this question before,however it was someone else who asked it...

mandatory school 6-18 bring back cane
national service 18-21
bring back borstal
adult age 21 no drinking,sex,driving or smoking before that age
death penalty for any drug offence,murderers,sexual deviants,driving offenders..
fixed expenditure for all politicians (minimum wage)
bring factory's and mining back to UK
Give parents and teachers and police right to punish bad behaviour..
abolish mobile phones and msn IM
censor what is broadcast on TV on radios and in tabloids
not allow anyone into the country unless they convert to our ways and history

the list is endless but i think you get the gist

Answer 3

1) Pointless war with a country we can easily beat. Perhaps Vatican City or Denmark.
2) Built myself a palace made of Gold.
3) Have Tim Westwood as my court Jester. He makes me laugh.
4) Put Noel Edmonds head on a spike.
5) Make playing Mp3 player phones on public transport without headphones punishable by death.

Answer 4

Ban Fat Women from wearing Ski pants.. ( yuk )
Big Brother to have a public health warning ( cos its so boring )
Bring back Joe 90 and Spitting image..!
Make every Monday a Holiday ( cos no one likes them )
Bring Back "National Service" for all the chav Kids that now run our towns and city's.
Bring back the Death Penalty ( For murders and sex attackers )
Give the Police the powers thay need....
Sort out the "Old Wood " from the CPS ....
Make Sir Cliff Richard and Ruby wax perform a sex act in Trafalgar squire ,,, with a Donkey ( i pucking hate them both ).... Then deport them ..!
Deport "Red Ken" and 2 Jags / shags Prescot ..

Answer 5

I agree with what you are saying, but it is a bit like -' if you won the Lottery - what would you do witht he money..?' Even Tony Blair can only decide and change so much, his hands are tied. I bet he wouldlike to do much more than his cabinet will let him! PM would be Quite a frustrating job, really

Answer 6

stop so many aslym seekers being let in. sort out the pensions for the elderly, give more money to the nhs, build more prisons, bring back the death penalty, abort the council tax. raise the minuim wage for all ages, raise the age of school leavers, bring in tougher sentences and stick to them (none of this parole and tagging crap). raise the amount people have to pay in fines for minor offences (like driving and minor theft), and that will make up for the taxes, and make sure the oney is paid by taking it out of their wages or benifits. abolish the job seekers allowance for people claiming it for more than 2 years, give more goverment money for childrens parents who need respite care, make the process of adoption quicker but employ more staff so its more thorough, more money to the education, and support for people who live in "poor areas", i could probably go on for days and days with this question so im going to stop there!!!!

Answer 7

So much to do-so little time!Cap mps wages to£30k a year(DON'T anyone tell me they can't live on that!)if capital punishment is not voted for,build two "super max" prisons in the midst of nowhere,one for murderers who WOULD do life(they leave in their box,end of,no messing-they have taken someones life,therefore they forfeit their own)and one for ALL sex offenders(rapists/paedo's-75yrs MIN-abolish parole/tagging/licenses,all the sissy stuff-IT DOESN'T WORK!!)use all other existing prisons for violent people to do HARD LABOUR,20yrs MIN,dependant on severity of violence,limit alcoholic drinks to 3.5%alc,limit car engine size to 1300cc,bring back national service for 3yrs,for everyone aged 18-females too,the £s saved by capping mps wages to go on pensioners(perks abolished)shake-up NHS,transport,education,benefits system,policing,agriculture/fisheries(less suits,more production)introduce an entrance exam for ALL migrants to this country(Australia has!)...and much more!

Answer 8

I would plug all my power into my positron-sattelite-nuclear-secret weapon which I had cunningly disguised as John Prescott and, at the right moment, would store it all in a generator at my hideaway home in Methyr tidfill (?) so I could enjoy free digital satteliete TV in 40 different languages during my extended, albeit early, retirement.

Answer 9

Run for Queen at the next election...

Answer 10

Turn it on so I could watch T V

Answer 11

Sorry. I was miles away. I am the Prime Minister. How can I help you?