what's the big deal about chuck norris?
2006-11-10 00:32:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I've always wondered what all the hype was about too. I always see these new "Chuck Norris Facts" popping up and after a while it just gets old.
My uncle was a student of his many years ago when Chuck had opened a school in Torrance, CA (my hometown), and I've had some martial arts training myself and would like to pick it up again...but Chuck Norris' face isn't one that comes to my mind when I think of great martial artists or good martial arts movies. Not that he's horrible or anything, I just think he's overrated.
2006-11-10 00:49:23 · answer #1 · answered by xx_villainess_xx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
2006-11-10 00:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Its the horse thats hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared like him.
2006-11-13 16:19:26 · answer #3 · answered by manny_ptown 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!! yeah, i wouldn't be surprised if there is a section for him. i really don't get the whole chuck norris thing, but it seems like everybody in my school is obsessed with him
2016-05-22 02:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's nothing to say but CHUCK IS THE MAN!!!!
2006-11-10 00:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by tammi_alley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know!...i guess there was a time in tv land that he was the hottest thing....but now......oh he cant act at all!...the man is old and just tired to watch.
He was the karate kid way back when......ITS OVER NOW....move on man!
2006-11-10 00:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by Trini Trixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He sells exercise equipment with some blond woman I think.
2006-11-10 00:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by Isis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol who else walks around in tight jeans and cowboy boots roundhouse kicking people???
2006-11-10 01:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/biog.html
2006-11-10 00:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by cw45colt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, the fact that he OWNS you.
2006-11-10 00:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋