This one is truly priceless:
My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is
time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the
special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends
with her, and the advice she used to give!
Much was wasted because I was young when she died. If she was alive
today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems
were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of
grand motherly advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a
park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring
day. She told me that one day, I'd find a great woman and start my own
family. "And son, remember this always," she said, "be sure you marry a
woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.
She answered in her soft voice... "makes your pecker look bigger."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
2006-11-09 22:54:38 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
LMAO, I love grandmas, they say all sorts of great things. I miss mine dearly too. Have a good day!!
2006-11-10 03:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol your grandma must have been a classic
remember all them good times and remember she live on in your memories
2006-11-10 06:57:31 · answer #2 · answered by mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-11-10 07:06:18 · answer #3 · answered by christina c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but I am sure she was smarter than just that
2006-11-10 06:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by msqtech 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-11-10 07:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by eyes_of_iceblue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO
2006-11-10 22:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the : ) my granny probably would say something like that.
2006-11-10 08:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by Jackie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your sick
2006-11-10 06:59:21 · answer #8 · answered by Libra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋