Does the zip come as an accessory?
2006-11-09 22:48:25 · 8 answers · asked by Ask the chicken 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Koalas aren't bears, they are marsupials, and they aren't cuddly-wuddly likkle fwuffy schnookums, either. They're b a s t a r d s. First, they spend twenty four hours a day stoned off their little marsuplian boxes. Off their feckin' beaks, all day. There is some sort of chemical in the gum leaves, the only thing they eat, and it whizzes them off their t i t s. If you try cuddling one of the little scrotes the first thing it will do is dig in, and they've got big, sharp claws. Now that you can't get the little bugger off they play their master card, and they shyt on you. Vile, green koala shyt all over you, and it stinks worse than Prince Edward's television shows. It is like somone pouring boiling muscle ointment into your sinuses. It reeks of eucalyptus oil and you cannot get the pong out, no matter what you do. You can tell all the tourists who have been to the koala sanctuary on Phillip Island because they all smell like an open tin of Sloane's liniment, and they've all got green koala shyt all over them. Koalas? Don't tell me about bloody koalas.
2006-11-09 23:12:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw a real koala on 3 separate visits to a zoo in France. It was asleep every time. I think they just sleep all day so it wouldn't be much fun. I have never kept my pyjamas in a koala but I think I'd like to - my husband would be really scared if I unzipped a koala before coming to bed though.....
2006-11-09 22:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by Carrie S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Koalas are useless pets, I've got one and he can't sing, dance or do any magic tricks, complete wate of space.
Oh, the zip develops in the adult koala as baby koalas would play with it and unzip themselves all the time.
2006-11-09 23:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jack c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont see why not I can imagion koala bears would make good pets although would be hard to feed and groom and keep especially in this country. Dont think they can do many tricks either.
2006-11-09 22:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Koalas are not good pets. LOL, is this a joke?
2006-11-09 22:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by greylady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could also used them for stashing highly illegal drugs and weapons but as a pet their pretty boring
2006-11-09 23:11:30 · answer #6 · answered by Georgie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what
2006-11-09 22:50:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL............what are you on?
2006-11-09 22:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋