2006-11-09 20:37:23 · 4 answers · asked by dirkthesmirk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
"hey, wanna get married to a nobody, have 2 kids with crap names and divorce 2 years later, all the while having lots of sex and newspaper coverage?"
shed jump you
(sorry dont mean ur a nobosy kfed is)
2006-11-09 21:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by jimi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you could say i have a prego girlfriend at home how bout i dump her hoe azz for you and you can be my biotch? make it seem like you are realy disfunctional ,like tell her you have a herion adiction drinking problem stuff like that. lots of goudy tatoos is a plus also. basically just be a total scumbag and she will love you...oh almost forgot, dont forget to act like a black teenager who thinks he can rap and has peter pan syndrome.. good luck:)
2006-11-10 05:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by kingers332002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, anything that suggests "party time" or a roll in the hay should do it.
2006-11-10 04:44:50 · answer #3 · answered by Richard B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hi, would you like my autograph?" (Imagine Britney being asked that, it'd definitely catch her off-guard, then go in for the kill)
2006-11-10 04:48:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋