what is the main reason bush is now wearing depends?

Question

A.) The "Nancy Pelosi and Friends" show has been picked up for at least TWO seasons?
B) What are you talking about....he's always worn depends!
C) To protect his brain
D) He just got screwed
E) Eating Crow doesn't agree with him
D) ALL of the Above

Answer 1

He's wearing depends to hide the fact that he's gonna power-poop all over America. He wants to get the current Congress' last few weeks in office used to spend ALL the money possible before the Dems arrive in January.

Answer 2

Wow, How incredible Intelligent and thoughtful thing to say.
Perhaps, Dr. Switzer, You would like to continue to make an *** of yourself, or perhaps you would like to elevate the debate to something in the Jr, High level.

Perhaps you would like to refrain from abusing the more than 4 million people in America who have Bladder and Bowel control issues. But no I am sure that segment of the population should just be given Late Term Abortions, And by late term I mean in their 240th Tri-mester and beyond.

Answer 3

Not much of a question coming from someone who can't get the first 7 letters of the alphabet right. There's only 1 D in my alphabet.

Answer 4

I would imagine it's because George Bush depends on them, I have a video>>>http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/catapultpropaganda.htm

Answer 5

'D', but I have another reason:

Cheney said told him: 'Try to come across as an in-DEPENDENT' thinker, but poor Georgie did not understand.

He thought Cheney said he should wear depends when he tinkles.

Answer 6

I'm going to pick my own answer on this one, he went to Iraq to let Saddam give him a farewell f*ck.

Answer 7

He doesnt have anyone left whose pocket he used to piss in

Answer 8

So, you have an intimate knowledge of his pants? hmmmm...