Please name some good uses for fruit cake.?

Question

I will get the ball rolling with: Door stop.

Answer 1

With a little ingenuity, your holiday fruitcake can be turned a lovely coffee table for the family or TV room. Make it a point to save as many fruitcakes as you can - most people will be willing to donate if you explain your need. It only took me 34 fruitcakes to build my new "conversation station table" and the best part is, you can put a hammer and chisel on a pretty platter, and used as a centerpiece, this will be both useful and decorative. Add some nice little holiday plates from the dollar store - and viola, you have all ready served refreshments !

Answer 2

If you get a light or dark sqare of fruit cake from the Supermaret it should be about 6 inches by six inches then a four litre container of Ice cream vanilla flavour. Let the ice cream melt just a little bit then mix with the broken up fruit cake when properly mixed place the mixture in one of those round cake tins with the bit in the middle that stands up. On christmas day take the cake out of the freezer put it on a plate and put frozen berry fruits in the hole the tin left in the middle it ia avery nice christmas sweet and easy to make .

Answer 3

I take it out of your question which you do in comparison to fruitcake. haha The fruitcake you purchase commercially isn't real fruitcake. a genuine dark wealthy cake made with good fruit is impressive (extremely while soaked in rum)!! as nicely, authentic custom should not be tampered with - merely hit upon a good recipe and bypass it on - good for the tastebuds and the ideas. the unconventional above explains why and how the cake originated, so no might desire to circulate into that back.

Answer 4

Depending upon size:
Stepping stool, Attention Getter at Home Depot (aim for the head). Can't think of any other originals, sorry.

Answer 5

Door stop, paperweight, book end, trampoline, lethal weapon from a tall building, counterweight for weighing gold, replacement material for lead shielding, present to people you hate, good way to smuggle things into prison, construction material, main ingredient in most military MRE's (Meals Ready to Eat), replacement leg for couches, roach repellent, the only food that won't be radioactive after World War 3, etc, etc, etc.....

Answer 6

to eat . i think fruit cake has had a bad rap. but it really has some good things in it . lots of nuts .

Answer 7

Give it to Saddam, so they don't have to hang him. He can die from the cake instead. Oh wait, that might cruel and unusual punishment.

Answer 8

Bowling ball.

Answer 9

A good name to call someone as an insult if they're a weirdo.

Allow me to demonstrate:

That guy is such a fruitcake.

Answer 10

A gift for someone you do not like. I would save my fruitcake that I got as a gift for one whole year, and then return it to the person who gave it to me the next year.