I would have thought Jesus would have stayed away from American political debates, but apparently Jesus likes tofu, democrats and plays on this site alot. Interesting
2006-11-09 15:25:46 · 12 answers · asked by Cliff B 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Tofu Jesus? To be honest, he's one of the good ones on YA that actually puts thought into his answers and questions, and I am a Republican! Don't like Tofu as a food, but TJ seems like a stand-up guy if you ask me!
2006-11-09 15:33:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
How do you know he's not Jesus (Hay-zeus), as opposed to Jesus? Maybe he eats tofu because he can't afford real food because he just crossed the border and is working under the table somewhere and has to choose between his computer w/internet access or beef? Really, what if he doesn't even speak English and is using the Spanish-American online translator to answer all of his questions? What if he has a good reason to be liberal? Wait a sec, that last sentence is going a little too far, now, isn't it?
tee hee hee...............
2006-11-09 23:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by fearslady 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're talking about Jesus Lopez, or Gonzales or some other hispanic right? Because associating Christ with a party that approves of gays and killing babies in the womb is an abomination.
2006-11-09 23:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by Huevos Rancheros 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hey, even Jesus needs a break periodically. After all, if you sat around performing miracles all day, wouldn't you want a break? And anyone who goes around doing things like turning water into wine would just naturally have to be a liberal.
2006-11-09 23:35:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
what ? there's only one ? two of the most popular names doing the rounds in some circles are - jesus, and that other guy called mohammed !
2006-11-09 23:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by robsta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus supports what is right! No matter the party
2006-11-09 23:33:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who uses the name of Jesus to promote their politics is a sick individual. Jesus should not be used to argue one side or the other
2006-11-09 23:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
well, Jesus did used to hang around with the social outcasts, the diseased, the poor, the lonely ... so I guess Yahoo Answers is just the place for Him!
(oh yeah, and caring for us kind of guys would make him a 'liberal', too.)
2006-11-09 23:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by hot.turkey 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
He has returned and did not tell me? He'll be getting an angry phone call in the morning!
(joke)
2006-11-09 23:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hell yeah Jesus is a liberal! d-d-duh...
2006-11-09 23:30:15 · answer #10 · answered by Netta 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋