I am an average guy, and I make an average amount of money. However, I like a clean house. I can't afford a professional maid service, so I hire illegals to clean my house for a modest amount of money. Anyway, I have always had a space motif in my house, and I demand that when I have a visitor, they comply with that motif. I always wear the Jar Jar Binks costume, and I have an assortment of other costumes for my guests to choose from. Well, I have had this one maid for awhile and she is very good and doesn't charge much, but she refuses to wear a costume, even though I bought a Jar Jar costume just for her! What can I do?
2006-11-09 15:10:56 · 8 answers · asked by Jar Jar Binks Molested Me! Help! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Of all the characters in the series, you like the hands-down, most despised character of all? Weird.
2006-11-09 15:18:41 · answer #1 · answered by Skeff 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can get a life!
If you want to force your maid to wear a costume then you must pay her a fair wage legally so that you have the right to demand this of her. If you want to skirt the law and expect to have supreme power over the people you are illegally employing, you are crazy. Your maid has more power over you than you know, while she will only be deported(something she doesn't want I'm sure) but you can be brought up on charges and even be audited by the IRS, because you are acting as an employer and not with holding state, federal, or social security taxes. So between the two of you , YOU have so much more at stake. Get over your childish play toys and be the adult that you are suppose to be. And if you can't afford to hire someone legally to clean your house for you, then save the money and do it yourself. I bet with you acting as your own maid, you wont have a hard time getting this maid to wear whatever silly costume you want them to wear.
2006-11-09 23:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by whatelks67 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are either a weird control freak or a highly creative fun-loving genius.
Back to the question, maybe she just doesnt like jar jar binks. Try Sailor Moon on her.
2006-11-09 23:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by aLTered_eGo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you for real? You might want to try giving her a raise before you ask her to wear a costume. Personally, I would would take a giant dump on your floor for even asking me something like that.
2006-11-09 23:16:24 · answer #4 · answered by Steven C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you just let her do her job. And may be she thinks it a weird thing. I would.
2006-11-09 23:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by kim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. i love this.. hahha.. and i think this question is being for real and not a joke so its even funnier!
2006-11-09 23:15:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol how much are you willing to pay ?
2006-11-11 15:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by Tara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
????
Your not that average
2006-11-09 23:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by wren m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋