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I once came home and fell asleep but i woke up in a panic and thought the house was on fire and peed in the fireplace shouting FIRE ! FIRE !

2006-11-09 14:49:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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When I drank it was raining outside and I had a way to walk, instead of walking I found a car and crawled under it so I could stay dry. :)

2006-11-09 15:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0 0

okay, to many stories to share. i think the funniest one was i was drunk one morning years ago and went to school. i thought i was floating and freaked because i couldn't feel the floor. i made a huge scene, lets just say i got in trouble too.

2006-11-09 23:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0 0

Sounds fun

2006-11-09 22:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i went to my friends house and she had a trampoline in her backyard so i jumped on it. when it was time to leave i fell off head first which at the time was funny cuz i was wasted. i didn't feel too great the next day.

2006-11-09 22:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by ck 5 · 0 0

went skinny dipping in a water fountain in a parking lot. and woke up the next morning with green hair. lol

2006-11-09 22:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

got drunk slipped on a icy sidewalk and couldn't get up because i just kept fallin back down i thought i would never get up and it happened on a busy street

2006-11-10 21:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by kayme42 4 · 0 0

Nothing cause I don't drink..
Too many airheads around me that do..
Sorry I'm boring..thanks for the 2 points...smile

2006-11-09 22:57:45 · answer #7 · answered by soundlady 5 · 0 0

I was at homies house all fuckered up, and I pissed in his cat box in front of his girlfriend, and then called her a slut for looking at me...

-Ryan Haden

2006-11-09 22:54:19 · answer #8 · answered by mycarpultunnel 3 · 1 0

I burned my hand like an idiot and people were laughing their butts off

2006-11-09 22:51:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Danced naked. By the way I cant dance.

2006-11-09 22:54:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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