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I would have him spy on people for me. Or terrorize the dog. Maybe clean inside the glasses when I'm doing dishes where my hands can't reach.

2006-11-09 19:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 4 0

WOW~ I would make them short little buggers hel me do so much stuff! Especially smurfette, LOL! First I would make her get a supermodel job, then take all her money, and pimp her out...then papa smurf would be locked in my sons closet, forced to be a source of infinite wisdom to help with homework, school projects, and all chemistry and science work, and handy, d@mn, I wont let him touch ANYTHING around cause you KNOW he isnt really handy at all, and all the other little smurfs, hmm, make do all my housework and cooking and cleaning so I can surf the net all day and relaxe like the queen I am, or at least should be, lol....

2006-11-09 22:50:47 · answer #2 · answered by cricketwinner@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1 1

IF had a smurf...it would have to be Smurfette....as for the rest....I'll leave that to your imagination....

2006-11-09 22:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by kveldulfgondlir 5 · 0 1

"Make" him do? How dare you...Smurfs have minds, they have personalities. Just because they are small and blue you think you can control them? You think you are better than them?

2006-11-09 22:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by pinkee 3 · 1 1

I dunno but I always wanted a maid so smurfett can be my maid and I will tell you that little hottie Handy smurf well I better not say but I would be naughty lol

2006-11-09 22:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

I would say that I would convince him to do some real perverse things, but then I would get sanctioned.

2006-11-10 09:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 1 0

cruel and unusual test upon them

especially smurfette

2006-11-10 00:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by Enthusiast 3 · 0 1

i would look him it the closet , and then get it to my brother , so it can annoy thge heck out of him .....hehehe ...lol sike naw

2006-11-10 07:45:58 · answer #8 · answered by Datgurl 2 · 1 0

I'd have him sing the smurfy song.

2006-11-09 22:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 1 1

i would force it to teach me japanese and make it do all my chores while i speek japanese :3

2006-11-09 22:53:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Rock Lee ♥ 3 · 1 0

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