Husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
2006-11-09 12:24:27 · 19 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very Funny.....You've got talent
2006-11-10 01:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff. here's one for u
Male point of view:
A woman was in a coma; she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath & one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
2006-11-09 12:36:58 · answer #2 · answered by micah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was too funny,it was so funny I was laughing my *** off and I called my sister and she was laughing,I'm going to give you a thumb up rating,that was too funny,lol,omg you got me covering my face LMAO you even got me visualizing it which made me laugh more!!!!
You mind if I e-mail this to my friends?
2006-11-09 12:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh. It's alright.
If Jack helped you off a horse... would you help Jack off a horse?
2006-11-09 12:31:44 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny,
don't think my girl would ever fall for that one, shes a brunet. maybe i should be dating a blond?
2006-11-09 12:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah its only funny until you try it.
2006-11-09 12:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 12:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by m W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny...
2006-11-09 12:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job.
2006-11-09 13:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but not that funny
2006-11-09 12:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by I-love-me-dont-you? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋