2006-11-09 11:37:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Here's my schedule:
12:01 am Order sandwich from White House kitchen - Corned Beef on Rye with spicy mustard
12:15 am Authorize the bombing of every city in the Middle East that has ties to any terrorist organization. We're talking massive WW2 era bombing here, not this pinpoint stuff.
12:30 am Order the immediate withdrawal of all U.S. forces overseas
12:45 am make sure I tivo'd Conan O'Brien
1:00 am Eliminate all foreign aid, and repeal all forms of taxation
1:15 am Implement a national sales tax in conjunction with a flat tax for the U.S.
1:30 am Call leaders of Germany, Japan and every other country where we have troops or bases and let them know that they are now on their own...Good luck.
1:45 am Withdraw from the United Nations
2:00 am Relocation of all troops will be assigned to new bases along the border of the United states.
3:00 am Put in order with secretary to send out Pink Slips to 90% of the IRS employees.
3:15 am Assign remaining IRS employees with auditing all business with a total number of employees over 500.
3:30 am Implement Corporate Tax with no loopholes
3:45 am end all govt. meddling in the lives of citizens.
4:00 am Immediately inact tariffs and sanctions against all imported goods.
4:15 am Immediately end all welfare programs. There will be a 6 month grace period after that you better have a job.
5:00 am Order 2 eggs over easy, sausage links, toast and biscuits and gravy from white house kitchen.
5:15 am Ban all forms of political lobbying in the country
5:30 am Assemble all of the legislative branch in one big room, and let them know they are fired.
5:45 am Issue call to all americans to vote for new representation based not on political party but on aptitude for the job.
6:00 am Establish term limits on all elected positions max. 2 terms period.
6:15 am Look for a "cute" young intern
6:30 am End all susidies, corporate, industial etc.
7:45 am Establish a standard school protocol nationwide, we'll get back to the basics, math, english, history, science anything else they want to put in they can have a bake sale
8:00 am Put all federal property up for sale with the exception of major infrastructure and minimal office space to maintain government operations.
8:15 am Inform our ambassadors overseas that the U.S. is withdrawing from all mutual defence treaties.
8:30 am Return power to the individual state govts.
8:45 am Establish Manhattan Project style program for the development of hydrogen fuel.
9:00 am Check my fantasy footbal roster (only if I get to rule during the NFL season) I'll take a full hour for this one.
10:00 am Completely seperate church from state.
10:15 am Call the leaders of Syria, Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia (basically any country where we could have a problem) and lay it all out for them...we'll not spend American blood on your problems anymore. If we have a problem with you, and you refuse to be reasonable or accept responsibility, we will bomb your cities back into the stone age. If they doubt this tell them to check out Al-Jazeera for updates on whats happened to some of the cities over there.
10:30 am Call my wife let her know I got the job and that I'll be home late.
10:45 am Take a poop in the White House bathroom.
11:00 am Work on balancing budget. Basically cut everything we don't need and then work on paying off our debt.
11:15 am Establish a national service program, encouraging young individuals to volunteer in their own communities
11:30 am Legalize all controlled substances, establish areas where these are legal and controlled. (My Amsterdam plan)
11:45 am release those in prison on non violent drug charges
12:00 am Disband the DEA
12:15 am Have staff take all white house vehicles to local used car lot, trade them in for cheapest alternatives
12:30 am Lunch
12:45 am Hmm guess thats everything....I don't need an entire day just 12 1/2 hours.
2006-11-09 12:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by diggerfloyd 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brazil - attempting to provide an explanation for US love of 'football' (for 2014 trade possibilities) and avert having to provide an explanation for awkward Q approximately what US coverage within the Middle east honestly IS. His cope with on Monday used to be very precise as to what it's NOT - and he is left the Defense Sec to provide an explanation for that is fairly a European trouble to remedy. Massive US hearth-vigour simply occurs to be within the neighborhood on 'pastime' - with NO reference to Saudi Arabian connections, or US oil-deliver pursuits. If the rebels get squashed - probably the most strong guy on the earth will take an excessively dim view of it - normally supply one more cope with explaining his annoyance - blaming Nato allies for NOT doing what he's obviously not able to do. Some chief !
2016-09-01 10:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brainwash people into accepting me as their dictator. Then I would rule under the law that "talking is a mortal sin" so that I would never have to listen to the bullshit that comes out of everyone's mouths.
2006-11-09 11:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Legalize marijuana, attempt to implement tax cuts with far off expiration dates, beef up the offense in Iraq, Afghanistan, and the search for Osama, implement harsher penalties for illegal immigration
2006-11-09 11:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get rid of euthanasia for healthy pet dogs & cats and get them all homes or worry free shelter!
http://www.kittiesinthehood.com
2006-11-09 11:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would focus on protecting the environment from Republican policies.
2006-11-09 11:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by Phil S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Evict the u.n.,out law liberalism,pull all troops out of europe,teach france a listen on my way out.(hint,boom,boom,boom,boom)!
2006-11-09 11:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by truckman 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ban ties and make sex in public legal.
2006-11-09 11:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by dork 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
buy the whole world lunch one day
2006-11-09 11:39:05 · answer #9 · answered by cami 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
empty all the banks an help the poor needy an aged.
2006-11-09 11:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋