A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get two tattoos.
The artist says, "Sure."
She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey, and beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus, and beneath that she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."
Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
2006-11-09 11:23:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
your hilarious!!!!!!!! I like tattoo's, i have plenty, no santa or turky though!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 11:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny, and Its not copyright that i see, I am using that one, ok?
I love tattoes on the right sorta girls. I dont like it on biker chicks, but then again I dont like biker chicks.
I love tattoes on GOTH girls. Nice pale skin, black or blue hair with a colorful tattoo in the RIGHT spot absolutely is a huge stimulant for me.
2006-11-09 19:28:36 · answer #2 · answered by judge_smails_sir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One small one in the right place can be sexy but its repulsive if a girl is covered in them.
2006-11-09 23:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by wildpalomino 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's gross..
Honestly ... no. Some of them can be, but usually not! Its something you'd have to live with forever..defininly not sexy.
2006-11-09 19:34:32 · answer #4 · answered by laurenx0eliz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,I don't think it's sexy that you got a tattoo of your boyfriends penis on your butt.
2006-11-09 21:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes if the tattoo's are good looking to me and no if they are really tacky
2006-11-09 19:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-11-09 19:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by stonedgurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke or a real person? I think joke, and not even original.
2006-11-09 19:42:53 · answer #8 · answered by twigg425 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It depens on what the design is.
2006-11-09 19:25:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! have to remember to tell that to my husband
2006-11-09 20:01:12 · answer #10 · answered by blue_eyed_brat78 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋