What would a turkey say to a human so he can not be cooked for thanksgiving?

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I REALLY NEED THIS QUESTION ANSWERED...please and thanks you

2006-11-09 10:33:33 · 4 answers · asked by Andrew G 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Thanksgiving

Don;t eat me please I have a family..?

2006-11-09 17:50:12 · answer #1 · answered by *~SoL~ * Pashaa del Ñuñcaa. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

"Where's the BEEF?" Remember that commercial? Then tell the turkey to throw an Arby's at the human and run like hell!

2006-11-10 23:29:50 · answer #2 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

'I'm not ready yet, pick another turkey."
OR
"I have bird flu."
OR
"If you cook me you will be cursed with bad luck for the rest of your life."

2006-11-10 21:00:25 · answer #3 · answered by Goldenrain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

If you let me live I'll make sure you have plenty to choose from next year!

2006-11-13 13:16:12 · answer #4 · answered by DEBO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋