well funny you should say that, i was listening to the news today on the radio and the newscaster tried to read out the bulletin and he was in fits of giggles. Ken Bruce the DJ was laughing in the background and the poor newsreader couldn't get the words out for laughing, they left it out of the following bulletin. It cheered our whole household up this morning, The silly s*od has internal injuries. We reckon he was just arsing around..... no sorry dont know of anything dafter.......
2006-11-09 09:27:46
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answered by chris w. 7
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Look up a book called 'The Darwin Awards', its a book detailing all the incredibly stupid ways that people have managed to kill themselves. Its really funny! For example, some idiot tied loads of helium ballons to a deckchair, floated up into the atmosphere, and froze to death! Haha!
2006-11-12 20:30:54
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answered by iwatchedthestarsfallsilently 2
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My friend told me of an Australian party animal friend who stuffed a tampon up each nostril and dunked his head into a bowl of punch. The tampons absorbed the liquid and swelled up to a point where his nostrils started to tear from his face, needless to say, he ended up in hospital.
2006-11-11 00:46:59
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answered by Anonymous
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I think he's trying to admit his farts cannot match the volume of explosions caused by fireworks. L.O.L.
2006-11-12 04:28:57
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answered by Phil P 3
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ya but at least they will finally wipe his butt right at the hospital by some nice old lady nurse
2006-11-09 17:23:48
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answered by Anonymous
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No but thats sooooo funny! ouch!
2006-11-10 02:27:29
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answered by adams girl 2
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apparantly he was trying to copy a Jackass stunt!!
2006-11-09 17:23:05
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answered by fr3aky_lb 3
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heard about that. what a dick! all i can say is i wonder how he explained that one at a&e
2006-11-15 15:38:16
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answered by ? 2
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I think he got hurt?.!?.!
2006-11-09 22:24:42
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answered by squidly12345 2
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