Someone just posted a question about whether or not we landed on the moon and I answered that if I said the moon was shining, there would be plenty of conspirists out there to come up with a theory about it being artifically lit with some sinister motive. I'm inviting you to come up with some good theories!! (in fun)
2006-11-09 06:41:51 · 9 answers · asked by mei-lin 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
special_edd_yay - thanks, LMAO
2006-11-09 06:53:35 · update #1
The moon landing was conducted in my backyard, we spread flour and sand to make the surface look different, see me bouncing? thats cause i had those old acme spring shoes on from the 50's, my friend bert did the voice over, he was eating a taco pie so he sounded distant and grumbled. They say they want to go back to the moon, but that is impossible since I have moved. I took up crop circles instead but corn fields are played out, I'm planning a formation in an onion field. Ok I gotta go as I am making new Bigfoot moldings and have to get to the woods of Michigan for some new "sightings"
2006-11-09 06:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only one I know of is this. Any history, previous to August 2nd, 1886 is actually manufactured. none of it is true, or at least, it in't happen on this mudball, it happened on the Mother Ship.
On August 2nd, 1886, the mother ship arrived here, and the human race was dropped off on this planet.
The fossil record is true, but, it didn't lead to humans, it lead to Neanderthals, who, unfortunately, died off before we arrived, an evolutionary dead end.
This is the belief of the Centurianalists. We who believe that human history is a lie, and we've only been here a little over a century.
2006-11-09 15:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, did you know that the government keeps track of our toenails and keeps track of all citizens feet and length of toenails in their secret underground lair in Pinon, New Mexico. The Footie Czar is in charge of secret propaganda that is sent in microwaves out into our brains in the middle of the night, the side effects vary from person to person, for some it makes there feet icy cold, for others it makes their feet itchy or sweaty. Only the Footie Czar knows how our feet will be used in the pending revolution, but one day our feet will be called into service and on that bleak, horrible day the truth will be known to all.
2006-11-09 15:35:38 · answer #3 · answered by thoor_ballylee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one!:
Dust bunnies are out to take over the world. It seems that they have a good start because they are all over the place. If you look under my stove, under my couch, around the bases of the walls, etc. I think that my house is their headquarters because with 5 cats, four of which are indoor (the other is indoor/outdoor), there is plenty of material for more dust bunnies. The only way to stop them is to suck them up in the vacuum cleaner because just sweeping them up allows them to regroup.
PROTECT YOURSELVES FORM THE IMPENDING THREAT!!!
2006-11-09 14:56:23 · answer #4 · answered by John C. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about: Elvis was murdered by time-travelling aliens, sent by Vince Foster and the "real killers" of Nicole Simpson.
2006-11-09 14:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ann Coulter is really just a stooge for the left...and Nancy Pelosi really just wants to stay home and bake cookies.
2006-11-09 15:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by susancnw 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm with John on the dust bunny theory:) LOL
2006-11-09 17:09:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My theory is a good one. Its very strange with odd things taking place. Sometimes it is sort of very strange. Guess what it is, this is very odd
2006-11-09 15:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a theorey. and proof. but I can't talk right now. they're watching...and listening...
ummm...i don't know anything
forget it..i don't know anything
i swear...
2006-11-09 15:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋