what is a good joke about investing money?

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help investors understand that risk goes with returns

2006-11-09 06:16:50 · 5 answers · asked by gale c 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Investing

A long term investment is a short term speculation that went wrong.

2006-11-09 19:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by cordefr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

How to make a million trading stocks?

Start with 2.

2006-11-09 06:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Hillary and Kerry in the white house.

2006-11-09 08:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Hahaha, send it to me, and I'll let you know when the profits start rolling in!

2006-11-09 06:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by zen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋

what is the best way to double your money???

fold it over and put it back in your pocket

2006-11-09 06:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by tomkat1528 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋