2006-11-09 06:08:55 · 25 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of Toe-B-Gone on Tuesday and woke up Wednesday afternoon in a pickle. I got out of bed and wham, I fell flat on my face toeless and bewildered.
Luckily for me, I had a bag of pinto beans and some crazy glue on my nightstand. Voila! I now have toes. They are a little off color, but a can of spray paint can fix that. I think lima beans will also work. Good luck.
2006-11-10 09:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well after you tend to your wounds, i suggest you get a scalpel, an AK47, and a whole lot of duct tape.
Then you walk to their main house or whatever.
You pull out the AK47 and tell them to lie flat on their stomach. Shoot a couple of men just to prove you're serious.
Then you tape their hands and legs.
Next you produce the extra-sharp scalpel and proceed to perform "heart surgery" on every single one of those you-know-whats.
Say you're only taking a little piece of their heart.
And then put all the pieces in a little bag.
And put your toes in place of the missing piece of the heart.
After you burn the DNA print off and ensure there's no way to prove they're your toes.
And then blow them all a kiss and scream "Adios B i t c h e s"...
2006-11-10 01:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm.... lets see, you know david hasslehoff right? pay him a quarter an hour ((he's not too smart)) to sew em back on, now if you really want to get back at those gangsters, make the toes into a necklace, roll around in a wheel chair, and shoot spaghetti out of your fingers at the gangsters, and they will disolve from the spaghetti sauce, they have only a thin layer of a lipid protein layer membrane, so it will soak into them and make them melt
2006-11-09 22:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by Shadowfyre 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd need a hospital, quickly.
As for afterwards, if you have the toes with you, you might get them successfully reattached. Otherwise, you'd have the possibility of walking difficulties- you rely on your toes more than you expect.
2006-11-09 14:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After you solve your problemas with the gangsters ask for a full toes back warranty.....
2006-11-09 15:34:23 · answer #5 · answered by Diana M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
start shopping for a smaller size shoe!!
a good cane may be order also, without your pinkie toe to stable yourself you may fall over quite a lot!
and hypothetically you may want to plan a coarse of revenge
2006-11-09 14:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by heart2dance2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the toes and put them in milk. Get to the er quick.
2006-11-10 01:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Revenge! Chop their nuts off!
2006-11-09 14:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hypothetically, you should bandage them up reeal good so you don't bleed to death. Then you should prolly go to the hospital for some stitches.
2006-11-09 14:11:44 · answer #9 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chop their nuts off!
2006-11-09 14:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by Rock N' Roll Junkie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋