What happened on South Park last night?

Answer 1

little bad kids cursed and acted bad.

Answer 2

Cartman was stuck into the future and then in the future, he finally got a hold of a Ninendo Wii but they couldn't hook it up to his futuristic tv..so he is flipping through the tv and there is this toy to make prank calls into the past, so he calls himself to tell him that freezing himself is stupid, but the past Cartman won't listen..so he calls Kyle and he keeps Kyle on the phone for so long that Kyle misses his ride..so since the past was changed so was the moment at the future..so anyways since all the people were at war in the future, they tell Cartman to talk to Mrs. Garrison, which it shoots to the moment where that guy and her are having sex, ew, lol..and then Cartman says how she had a sex change, which changes the future again. So, finally, the new future is peaceful, and they send Cartman back to the past, where is waiting for the Ninendo Wii..but instead of it being 3 weeks until it comes out, it was 2 months! So he is pissed, and gets a phone call from his future self telling him not to do whatevr he is thinking, and lol..he thinks its Kyle pranking him. Good show.

Answer 3

Cartman called into the past and told the guy that was pounding Mr. Garrison that Mr. garrison was a man. The guy left and the atheist movement never happened. Also Cartman got sent back to his time, only two months before the Wii comes out.

Answer 4

Cartman called the past Cartman and told him not to freeze himself. Past Cartman told him to suck his balls.
the otters sent future Cartman back to the past but further then before. so he would have to wait even longer. Future Cartman then called again and told him not to do what he was thinking so future Cartman (1) told future Cartman (2) to suck his balls.