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Making love with my wife in front of their fireplace on New Years Eve. They went to bed early, but got up to see the ball drop. no pun intended. Happy new Year folks!!!! My wife is still embarrassed.

2006-11-09 05:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When I met my ex'es family for the first time it was for Easter dinner. I was meeting his parents, 2 older sisters and their husbands and children. The majority of the family was strict catholic. I was 19 and trying soooooo hard to be liked. I had set the table and was the last person to be helping my ex'es Mom put dishes of food on the table. My ex pointed out that I had forgotten to set a fork at his place. I don't know why I did it but, in a really bad british accent (I'm Canadian) I said, "Fork? You want a fork?" Everyone went silent. My ex looked horrified. And what do I do? I repeat myself several times trying to convey that I was trying to be funny. I was so mortified. Luckily everyone was extremely polite - the only people who laughed were a couple of the children!

2006-11-09 14:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by zenobia2525 3 · 0 0

My father-in-law, who played center for Stanford Football, gave me a back adjustment, chiropractic style - I had a really sore spot in the middle of my back.
When he gave it a good tweak to adjust it, I ended up "cracking a big rat" - I farted for my father-in-law-to-be! I don't think I could have blushed any redder! But I thought he was going to hurt himself laughing!

2006-11-09 13:53:00 · answer #3 · answered by WindWalker10 5 · 0 0

my father in law lost his leg and had to use a wheelchair, we all went to sea world and at one point we stopped to take pic's...well I was in charge or pushing him around and well after taking a few pics I let go for a sec to fold down the flash and my father in law rolled free down a slopping side walk and slammed into a rail.....wow i felt like Crap....

2006-11-09 13:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by 4stringthndr 3 · 0 0

My hubby and I went to my daughters in-laws for supper.When we were eating, my hubby ask for the potatoes to be passed--put gravy on them-then started to cut a piece of meat--fork turned and slid--son-in-laws sister had gravy and potatoes all over her glasses.She had to excuse herself to go wash them off in the kitchen..I laughed so hard---after we left their house......

2006-11-09 13:59:38 · answer #5 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0 0

Went to my to be wifes house for dinner, they made something that really didn't agree with my tummy. Was in the bathroom getting sick all night.

I truly wanted to die :)

2006-11-09 14:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by SRC 2 · 0 0

had trouble paying my light bill, they came and turned off my power on friday afternoon even though i paid that day, and didn't come back to turn them on again until the next monday. so i had to pack up the kids and take them over to stay with them. i was mortified!

2006-11-09 13:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by LoriBeth 6 · 0 0

got caught up butt naked doing the doggy style with my hubby and got caught by my father in law. I swear!!!! it was humilliating as ever. I didnt join them for breakfast that day!

2006-11-09 13:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was railing their daughter in the balloon knot on their dining room table and they walked in just as she had the big o.

2006-11-09 13:53:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mother-in-law knocking on the door after we had just finished sex and asking "Is everything OK in there?"

2006-11-09 13:57:24 · answer #10 · answered by wish2bwriter 2 · 0 0

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