And don't think you're off the hook, voters, you're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! You know what, I've had it! You people don't deserve a Republican majority. I quit." --Stephen Colbert
2006-11-09 04:29:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
You do understand this is comedy, right? That it makes fun of neocons, right?
2006-11-09 04:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Gretch 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What an idiot you are. For one thing, the democrats have always fought for the poor. The republicans are the ones who tried to make gay marriage legal and take everyone's hard earned money for themselves. Stephen Colbert is a personality and a comedian. Stop being so stupid as to believe everything your read and hear. By the way, The Colbert Report is not a real news show. Get your head out of the television and get out in the real world and learn for yourself the true issues people are talking about.
2006-11-09 05:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by cookie 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Right or wrong?
He is a comedian, a politcal satirist. The question SHOULD be- is it funny or not?
Come on- this is a classic example of humor by sterotyping nad exaggeration. If you think it reflects either reality OR Mr. Colbert's own real opinions, you really need to get a life!
2006-11-09 04:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by Madkins007 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-21 13:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All comedy has a germ of truth. Unfortunately the democrats will pretty much spend all my money on projects that I do not approve of. Does anyone know where you can buy a burka.
2006-11-09 04:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think he just took every liberal stereotype he could think of and exagerated for some good humor!
2006-11-09 04:44:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! I gotta run to the bathroom, I can't hold it in any longer! Hahaha!
2006-11-09 04:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
a little bit off the chart but the essence is right on.
2006-11-09 04:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
just like you rebulikans made our bed sic years ago
2006-11-09 08:18:58 · answer #9 · answered by oldgieserx 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
HE'S A BRILLIANT COMEDIAN
SATIRE AT ITS BEST
2006-11-09 04:44:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋